Venom Sings a Song

[Intro]
Now Eddie, I know I usually love to have a fight
But that is a red one, so, uh, (808Riot,) no

[Verse 1]
What the hell? Where'd you go?
And you call me the pussy, ho?
I need you, I can't fight alone
You said you don't get scared at all
Maybe you didn't hear me, Eddie
The red ones, they are very deadly
Look, I'll let you eat everybody
Oh really? Well, now I'm ready
Suit and boot ya' in a glossy armor
Let's hit the club, I'll be a human farmer
Like you do with your pigs and cow
But I won't discard the bones and bowels
I'll eat them whole like you do churros
When you're home alone, crying in tissues
'Cause Anne went and married a better man
Venom! Shut up, goddamn

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh yeah, sometimes I forget you're there
You're such an ugly, weak, little human compared
Venom, I've had enough of your attitude!
Be quiet, Eddie, this angry side doesn't suit you

[Chorus]
I try to be a nice guy
But the predator in me always ends up eating them alive

[Verse 2]
Venom, focus up, Cletus Kasady looks tough
He was a killer even before the goo fit him like a glove
A serial killer? Well, that sounds cool
He'd be a better host than my bumbling fool
And I bet he wouldn't have any rules
Let's say "Hello" and do the interviews
"Cletus Kasady, it's Venom of the Daily Globe
It's nice to get to know ya'
I heard you eat people, I respect that a lot
But I need to know how not to get caught"
Nope, nope, nope, Venom got lost
My body, my rules, I'm the goddamn boss
The only time you're allowed to take over
Is if I see a little spider

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh yeah, sometimes I forget you're there
You're such an ugly, weak, little human compared
Venom, I've had enough of your attitude!
Be quiet, Eddie, this angry side doesn't suit you

[Chorus]
I try to be a nice guy
But the predator in me always ends up eating them alive
I try to be a nice guy
But what is a nice guy? Eddie, I have no idea
Let's go and eat some people

[Outro]
I try to be a nice guy
But the predator in me always ends up eating them alive