Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo

Vegetarian
Vegetarian
Vegetarian

I don't want tofu
I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew
I don't want to be a vegetarian!
Why eat beans when you can have steak insted?

I don't feel bad about eating something thats dead
Why should i be sad when cows get hit in the head?
So I like eating fish tell me whats wrong with this
How can you blame me for eating chicken of the sea?

Vegetarian

Don't waste your breath yelling at me, about animal rights and how they should be free
Cause its survival of the fittest and we're winning

I don't feel bad about eating something that's dead
Why should I be sad for chickens being force fed
So I like eating fish tell me whats wrong with this
How can you blame me for eating chicken of the sea?

Vegetarian, go fry an egg!
....and we mean it.....