Vegan Pussy

[Verse 1]
Give me that green, red, yellow mango dripping with juice
Peel the skin off slowly, let me split it in two
Wipe...off the jewel while he's gripping my tool
(Vegan Pussy) got me looking a fool
My beard all smeared with maple syrup
Looking weird, I prepare my food, naked stir up
Pots and pans, hot to handle
Drop my pants, light the candles (c'mon)
I'm not down with the flavor of fish or the cheese (nah)
Tangerine, sun kiss on the cheek
Vegan bliss, volleyball on the beach
Extra virgin olive oil for the grease
Your cinnamon got me turning to a sinner man
But then again I ain't nothing but a simian
Greet you like a bonobo, grease you up with the cocoa butter
The coconut water, the ice in the snow no
You're chilly, your chugging, your killing me softly
Vanilla to chocolate, I beg you don't stop it
You're chilly, your chugging, your killing me softly
Vanilla to chocolate, I beg you don't ever get off me

[Chorus]
I gotta have that (Vegan Pussy)
Fiending for that (Vegan Pussy)
Gotta have that
I need that
Give me that (Vegan Pussy)

[Verse 2]
I'm a Vegan Pussy loving that vegan...pussy
I ain't no Jamaican, fuck it I'm eating pussy
Talking 'bout no sushi, the raw food sizzling hot
You ain't gotta cook it; the pastries, the cookies
The cakes and the puddings; the flavors, the goodies
I daydream of smoothies, baby let's do this
Just call your boy
Give me a taste of that almighty Almond Joy
I'm...feeling pressed for that wheatgrass juice
Give it to me fresh or even weeks past due
Cherry right, the marriage tight, for the average life
With a kitchen knife, keep it veggie lite, each and every night
A big appetite despite what I had for lunch
A big bite of that apple bum...Bonita
Buenos dias mamacita
Gotta give me that vegan aahh

[Chorus]
I gotta have that (Vegan Pussy)
Give me that whipped soy cream (Vegan Pussy)
Fiending for that
Salivating
Gotta have that (Vegan Pussy)

[Bridge]
Aubergine...ovaries
Taking over me
Mama your toosh got that Baba ghanoush
Overflowing your jeans
Aubergine...ovaries
Taking over me
Mama your toosh got that Baba ghanoush
Overflowing your jeans

[Outro Chorus]
I gotta have that
Give me, give me that
Fiending for that (Vegan Pussy)
Salivating
I need that
Give me that (Vegan Pussy)