Vault Boy vs Mr. Game and Watch - Rap Battle!

[Intro: Announcer (Dilly!)]
Loco Rap Battles!
Vault Boy
Vs
Mr. Game and Watch
Begin!

[Verse 1: Vault Boy (Dilly!)]
Hold up, (Ay!) you’re gonna blow up if you mess with me
Fold a (Ay!) paper-made disgrace aggressively
So shut (Ay!) your mouth because with those annoying beeps
I’d jump straight out a burning building and then miss your trampoline
I'm the face of achievements, tell me where your fame is headin'
Got a Smash Bros Rep and yet my Mii got more attention
Staying relevant by riding Mario and Zelda’s backs
But racist archetypes lead you to raising some redder flags
Despite your big beginnings, you don't seem like much to handle
I thought my company’s crude! You’re going down Disney’s manhole!
You can go and search Tiger Electronics for all your faults
Or I suggest that you pack your shit and get out of my vault

[Verse 2: Mr. Game and Watch (ENNWAY)]
Done yappin' pip boy? Then pass the mic, please
You're on my court now, I'll serve ya with the side b!
He's cappin' like his currency to think his verse could roast me out
Never swung for the fences, but Fallout Boy’s still goin’ down
Got the 9 strapped, discount Tin Tin can’t topple me
When he’s also takin’ Pennybags from MB’s monopoly
Fuck bloodbugs, your dumb mug swarms so many pamphlets
That you’re the biggest Vermin of your nuclear wasteland, kid
The bomb dropped on megaton, nearly killed all the land
But your producers dropped the ball and nearly killed all your fans
War may never change, but some things have gone back in time
As 76’s frame rates ended up even worse than mine

[Verse 3: Vault Boy (Dilly!)]
Of course, the Bomb Sweeper couldn't come close to dropping ‘em
Can't make me Oil Panic when you look like the result of one
Silly silhouette is thinking he can spit out lines?
This knob blob of odd jobs has barely got an outline

[Verse 4: Mr. Game and Watch (ENNWAY)]
My skillet's frying emcees like a missle on the scene
You're see through, but can’t shine like my crystal screen
Bobblehead droppin’ an octopus? Just bid yourself farewell
'Cause a noire man kicked your ass again, ring any bells? (*Bell SFX*)

[Outro: Mr. Game and Watch (ENNWAY)]
Get it?
'Caus-'cause bells?
I'm funny right?
God fuckin' dammit...