Variety Is the Spice of Life

[Chorus 1]
Well variety is the spice of life
That's what the judge is going to tell my wife
She said why did you have to do it, why you such a fool?
I can't resist to try something new

[Verse 1]
Well the judge said guilty in the first degree
I said can I help it if I take all the publicity
All these pretty women, with nothing to do
Come on and help me try to find something new

[Chorus 2]
You got to try everything once
You better take out some insurance
You got to try everything once
You better build up your endurance

[Chorus 1]
Well variety is the spice of life
Thats what the judge is going to tell my wife
She said why did you have to do it, why you such a fool?
I can't resist to try something new

[Bridge]
You got a full house baby, I got four of a kind
I'm watching six different televisions all at one time
You know I love you baby, sad but it's true

[Chorus 2]

[Chorus 1]