Van Helsing - ואן הלסינג

[Intro]
Yeah
[?] so many shit you had to [?]
Pussy
What's your favorite number? mine's 69
Ya Ya Ya Ya

[Chorus]
And I'm a killer van helsing Bitches on the taxi (Bitches on the taxi)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch)
Super modle X-O, 'fore we met Lesbo
You wanna be real (Wanna be real)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real)
You wanna be, real (Real real real) (Ya Ya Ya)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Real real real) (Ya Ya Ya Ya)
You Wanna be (Real real real real real)

[Verse 1]
Ya Ya Ya Ya
I'm like a collectible harley
I sip kriss farley
Bears by dre audio, gnarly
Sheen Charlie I go crazy on the air
I call my dick Bob Marley, rastas pubic hair
Lex luger...sweet dreams fready kruger
I got our mom in my bed she a Freddy Kruger
Jew unit I rap is-real
She be callin' me launch cause my dick happy meal
Mic checka' first verse wrecka'
Muslim bitch praying to my dick like it's mecca
Big mack you a micky d's clown
Scratch your mybach's with your burger king crown
It's my town, ex IDF soldier
M-16 to your BMF shoulder
World Order, middle east fool
Murda, cause your done JA Rule
Pussy

[Chorus]
And I'm a killer van helsing Bitches on the taxi (Bitches on the taxi)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch)
Super modle X-O, 'fore we met Lesbo
You wanna be real (Wanna be real)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real)
You wanna be, real (Real real real)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real)
You Wanna be (Real real real real real)

[Verse 2]
SkyDaMac king kong killah
Put my pants down big hose nargila (hookah)
Freaky ronzilla mega fucking monster
Big dick tracy nega fucking gangstar
Mega webstar mega mothafuckin' MC
Mega bow tie on my dick cause it's fancy
But nasty, Israel's best
I'll be Ichiban real inna the place Fuck the rest
Club banger driving hoes crazy
"Stick shift" in her ass driving miss daisy
What? is-real no fake
I'm a real jewish superstar fucka ask Drake
I'm an IDF soldier no chance
I'll be killing mc's like jihad on the fence
Chuck Norris, i'll be fighting terror
Bust a cap in your dome i'll sign it New era
Pussy

[Chorus]
And I'm a killer van helsing Bitches on the taxi (Bitches on the taxi)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch)
Super modle X-O 'fore we met Lesbo
You wanna be real (Wanna be real)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Real real real)
You wanna be, real (Real real real)
You wanna be real come and catch me
You Wanna be (Real real real real real)

[Verse 3]
Man I don't give a fuck about you
I'm Israeli
More Jewish props than Bar Refaeli
This is my dilemma nelly kelly
Not enough phones to hold the bitches on my telle
SkyDaMac I'm a king kong killah
Never got shot never been no fucking drug dealla
Rick Ross i'mma give you 2 pills
One for staying fake and one Is-real
Illuminati mafia the devils godson
How can you be J hova? i'm the jewish God, son!
Fuck that, I went too far
I don't have money I don't have a nice car
All i do is rap and about real things
I'm A jewish white dude
I'm the one thar sells you "bling bling"
Fuck that i'm realer than most
I have no cheese but i'm realer than toast
I had a a fucking gun
I did fucking use it
But when that shit pops, it's sounds better than your music
Hah, She, Montana
Red stains on your shirt bloods bandanna
Santana, pass the fucking guitar
I wanna smack that Pussy in his head like a ritarde
Or a fucking see tar
His fucking moroccan
I'll go Dwayne Johnson on his ass, rockin'

[Bridge]
Now let me ask you something real quick
How the fuck can you rap while you puff daddy's dick
Now let me ask you something real quick
How the fuck can you rap while you puff daddy's dick (Puff daddy's dick)
Pussy

[Outro]
(Puff puff puff daddy's dick)
(why you suck, puff puff daddy's dick)
(why you suck, puff puff daddy's dick)
How the fuck can you rap while you puff daddy's dick
(Puff puff daddy's dick)
It's a bad boy
Bad bad bad boy