Vampire Trousers

[Verse 1]
I am not an anorak, I am not a maniac
You cannot comprehend, we are children of the night
Gothic bloody vampire kiss, Van Helsing my nemesis
My quest to meet the master, Count Dracula

[Chorus]
(Vampyre trousers)
Blood, wolves, moonlight
My black hearts desire
Blood, wolves, moonlight
My black hearts desire

[Verse 2]
Blessed be, I've arrived
Howling stars were my guide
Blessed be, I have nothing left
But a searing pain in my mind
Blessed be, I am here
Sunlight is what we fear
Blessed be, I will wait for night
When the vampires will appear

[Bridge]
I of Carpathian blood
Inbred, bloodshed, a family trait
The forest it whispers my name
"Brian"
"Brian"
And then there was nothing

[Verse 3]
I am Lycanthropian, I am of wolf and man
Whittlesea devoid of gore, I kneel screaming by the shore
Arms raised my wrists they bleed, why have you forsaken me?
A voice whispers in my ear "I like you trousers by the way"

[Chorus]
(Vampyre trousers)
Blood, wolves, moonlight
My black hearts desire
Blood, wolves, moonlight
My black hearts desire
Blood, wolves, moonlight
My black hearts desire
Blood, wolves, moonlight
My black hearts desire