Valentine

He cut the head off his neighbor's wife, and he
Put it in formaldehyde, and he did not look back
He placed the head on his mantelpiece
Where the family shots used to be
And he poured a Cognac

As the weeks went by
They saw eye to eye
They were meant to be
It was destiny

She was all he wanted
She was all that he’d been waiting for
He knew for sure, he knew for sure
She was all he wanted
So he took her from the man next door
He loved her more, he loved her more

A year had passed when his neighbor knocked on the door
And his heart just stopped, but he said, "Please come in"
The next door man talked about his loss
But he never knew just how close he was
Cause she looked straight at him

As the years went by
He quit asking why
They were meant to be
It was destiny

She was all he wanted
She was all that he'd been waiting for
He knew for sure, he knew for sure
She was all he wanted
So he took her from the man next door
He loved her more, he loved her more

She'd been his life, his guiding star
So he took her out of her see-through jar
Cause he knew it was time
He kissed her mouth, put her back inside
And he laid down and there he died
Next to his valentine

No one ever knew
No one had a clue
He was only missed
By the tax office

She was all he wanted
She was all that he’d been waiting for
He knew for sure, he knew for sure
She was all he wanted
So he took her from the man next door
He loved her more, he loved her more