Vague

Come on, be vague!
Let your body move in a vague end!
Come on, get vague!
Let your IQ drop while you bop!

Vanna White, Ed McMahon. Nic-o-lette Sher-i-dan
Mary Hart, Chuck Woolery, are as vague as they can be
Brooke Shields, Dawber, Pam- personality of Spam
Christie Brinkley, Brosnan, Pierce- bland and boring, something fierce!
Wilson Phillips loved to sing, and wreck the cover of a magazine
Daniel Quayle's brain is gone
Debbie Gibson gives good yawn!
Kelly LeBrock thinks she's great- she's just cold boogers on a paper plate
Why they're famous, we don't know
But Paula Abdul's gotta go!

Ladies with no point of view
Fellows who don't have a clue
If they're famous, you can do it
Just be vague, there's nothing to it!