Vacation Convo

[Verse 1: Tay & Jesse]
I wanna go on vacation
Your plane's gonna crash
Ok, why would you say that?
Because it's obvious
Ok, you're gonna board at 1, then get off at 5
Haha, just kidding 'cause you're gonna fucking DIE
Ok, how can you be so sure about this?
I- Is that really a question?

[Chorus 1: Jesse]
One out of 9821 flights ends deadly
I wanna protect you
So listen to me what I have to say
'Cause I just want the best for you, haha

[Verse 2: Tay, Jesse & Siri]
Ok, ok, I'll go by train
Are you kidding me, that's even worse, what are you saying?!
Oh really? How do you know?
Uhm, Google, where literally everyone can look up anything
Ok, you know what? Show me, 'cause I don't believe you
Ok fine! Hеy Siri, how likely is it to die in a train crash?
I ain't tellin' you shit, faggot. Lmao
Wh- what was that?
I'm not rеally sure...
Whatever. I'm so sick of you ruining my vibe
Shut up! Maybe I should just let you die
Fuck you, bitch! Maybe I wanna die so I don't have to take your stupid shit no more
...What? You- you wanna die?
What the fuck?

[Chorus 2: Tay, Jesse]
Hey Siri, find me the nearest psych ward
Ok, come on, I wasn't being serious
Hey Siri, stop
Ugh, god damnit. I fucking hate you!