V-Mail 1 (Skit)

[Interlude]
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system
At the tone, please record your message
Yes, hi, this is a message for Mr. Moreno
This is Principal Mihoff from Austin Elementary School
Your son, Virgil, uh, let's just say we've had a couple of complaints about him I'd like to speak with you about
His language seems to be an issue
And for some reason, all of the cough syrup is empty under his desk that was missing from the nurse's office
There's also this issue of—
Eh, eh, look, the janitor caught him in the girls' restroom, sir, with another student
Don't worry, it wasn't a he, it was Sally
Anyway, Mr. Moreno, it's urgent that you give me a call back
We have to discuss your son, Virgil, he's a real problem