Ur Short

You’re short
You’re short
I’m looking down on you
You’re short
You’re short
You’re a tiny little dude
You’re short (you’re short!)
You’re short (you’re short!)
Lukewarm, not hot, not cool
You’re short (you’re short!)
You’re short (you’re short!)
You’re as tiny as a shrew!

I’ve been the shortest mother fucker all my life, what's it to ya?
But now I’m almost average height so fucking screw ya
When your ladies wearing heels then you get all in your feels
Cause a garden gnome is what you look like loser boo yah
Loser who ya talking to
You’re the gum under my shoe
Ima scrape you cross the pavement like the plankton in cartoons
Loser you is just a goon
You ain't never getting poon
And you hating on my playlist like bitch thank you for the views

Gnomeo toy man you look like a fungi
Saw you in my happy meal mister you a small fry
Put a smile on that face sonny there’s no need to cry
Cause you’re not short, no you're fun sized

​You’re short
You’re short
I’m looking down on you
You’re short
You’re short
You’re a tiny little dude
You’re short (you’re short!)
You’re short (you’re short!)
Lukewarm, not hot, not cool
You’re short (you’re short!)
You’re short (you’re short!)
You’re as tiny as a shrew!