Ur Dad

Hey! Is your dad single?
I mean, I know he’s married to your mom, but I thought I should ask
‘Cause he’s like, really cool for an older guy
And, you know, how he’s, like, just my type!

And, I hope this doesn’t make things weird between me and you
But I loved seeing him at his barbecue
Grilling weenies in his cute little apron
Oh GOD, he just gets me going

Hey! Is your dad single?
Because, like, I feel like I could get used to you calling me mom
And I just think family game nights could be really fun
I’ll win monopoly, then I'll make you my son

I can’t tеll if it’s wrong or if it’s right
But I’ve been thinking ‘bout me and your dad at night
And how I’m gonna laugh at all the jokеs he makes
You know? All the dumb ones that you really hate

And I can’t tell if it’s wrong or right
But I’ll be having salt n’ pepper dreams tonight
And all the weenies he grilled at his barbeque
I just hope you know he does it better than you