Uptown Funk

[Pre-Chorus]
1 AM, I don’t wanna call it quits
'Cause it's too damn early and I’m only playing hits
I’m three drinks deep, make it four, fuck sleep
And fuck all my problems
I ain't about to solve 'em
Go uptown to feel alive
The party starts when I arrive
Crash my car, nah, I won’t miss it
I ain’t ask for your permission

[Chorus]
'cause every night feel like a goddamn movie
Everyone trying act like they knew me
My song’s number one but it sounds like junk
Brain is foggy call that uptown funk
Lost my phone but I ain’t goin home bitch
Someone find my plug, I’m about to short circuit
Like a door that says push, we pull right through
Ticket says 1 but I pull up with the whole crew
It don’t matter not one bit
Billion dollar pigs fuckin up shit
90 on the highway
Yeah we do it my way
If you make me cry then we toss you out real quick
I do what I want cause I ain’t ask for your permission
Yeah we do what we want cause we ain’t ask for your permission

[Verse]
Choppy sloppy slimy slush
Mushy gushy jussy plush
Honey sunny dummy mush
Kings and queens and royal flush
Give me …. or give me death
Stay away, you have bad breath
I have big brain, I always think
Futuristic kitchen sink

We know we’re not here for long
So we just block it out yeah all night long
Give it-give it a month and my problems won’t matter
I’m breaking all the laws and I’m only getting badder

[Pre-Chorus]
1 AM, I don’t wanna call it quits
'Cause it's too damn early and I’m only playing hits
I’m three drinks deep, make it four, fuck sleep
And fuck all my problems
I ain't about to solve 'em
Go uptown to feel alive
The party starts when I arrive
Crash my car, nah, I won’t miss it
I ain’t ask for your permission

[Chorus]
Every night feel like a goddamn movie
Everyone trying act like they knew me
My song’s number one but it sounds like junk
Brain is foggy call that uptown funk
Lost my phone but I ain’t goin home bitch
Someone find my plug, I’m about to short circuit
Like a door that says push, we pull right through
Ticket says 1 but I pull up with the whole crew

[Bridge]
I know who I truly am
Fountain of knowledge
I always crave healthy food
Take care of myself and exercise daily
I never have disturbing thoughts
I’ve never seen a stupid horse
Live in the present and hope for the future
My songs are always good cause I love my producers

The future’s full of light and laughter
The future’s full of light and laughter
The future’s full of light and laughter
The future’s full of light and laughter
The future’s full of light and laughter
The future’s full of light and laughter
The future’s full of light and laughter
The future’s full of light and laughter

[Pre-Chorus]
1 AM, I don’t wanna call it quits
'Cause it's too damn early and I’m only playing hits
I’m three drinks deep, make it four, fuck sleep
And fuck all my problems
I ain't about to solve 'em
Go uptown to feel alive
The party starts when I arrive
Crash my car, nah, I won’t miss it
I ain’t ask for your permission

[Chorus]
Every night feel like a goddamn movie
Everyone trying act like they knew me
My song’s number one but it sounds like junk
Brain is foggy call that uptown funk
Lost my phone but I ain’t goin home bitch
Someone find my plug, I’m about to short circuit
Like a door that says push, we pull right through
Ticket says 1 but I pull up with the whole crew