Upgrade Me

[Verse 1]
Upgrade me please
I want to be assured
That when I get to heaven
I will not be ignored
Upgrade me please
I'd like the biggest bed
With pillows everywhere
And lights around my head

[Chorus]
With a golden gown
A seat with a great view
So I can see the kids
And all that they might do
I want to meet the one
Who made me like I am
To say his job is done
And shake him by the hand

[Verse 2]
Upgrade me please
I want to rest in state
Inside my secret world
Where others have to wait
Upgrade me please
It's all I've ever known
Don't leave me going down
Where Satan has his home

[Chorus]
I don't want to queue
To get my evening meal
In heaven there must be
A place for time to heal
Forgive me if I've been
A stupid, hopeless lush
Upgrade me if you can
So I avoid the rush

[Verse 3]
Upgrade me please
No Easy Jet for me
And with those concorde wings
I'll swear that's where I'll be

[Chorus]
First class, a club
Is all I'll entertain
And when my number's up
I won't need to complain
So upgrade me please
I want to be assured
That when I leave this world
I will not be ignored
I will not be ignored
I will not be ignored
I will not be ignored
I will not be ignored
I won't ever be ignored