Up on the Housetop
Jon Cozart * Track #4 On Ruining Christmas Carols
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Up on the Housetop by Jon Cozart
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Jon Cozart’s “Up On The Housetop” Is a version of the classic Christmas song by the same name. Jon put a comedic twist onto it by talking about Santa Claus in prison, which certainly wasn’t what the original song was about.
Up on the Housetop Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Up in the Big House, Santa sits
Awaiting out three prison stints
Caught stuffing stockings, paid the price
Post up in Folsom, ten to life
Ho, ho, ho, his clique in tow
Ho, ho, ho, his clique in tow
Up in the Big House, clink, clink, clink
Slaying his bunkmate behind the sink
[Verse 2]
Roll through the block with the Kringle Klan
Bribing the guards with a couple grahams
In with a whiff of Swedish Fish
Thanks to his Missus' gorilla grip
Ho, ho, ho, his sack in tow
Ho, ho, ho, his sack in tow
Up in the Big House, click, click, click
Best pay your dues up to Good Saint Crip
Up on the Housetop Q&A
Who wrote Up on the Housetop's ?
Up on the Housetop was written by Jon Cozart.
When did Jon Cozart release Up on the Housetop?
Jon Cozart released Up on the Housetop on Sat Dec 12 2020.