Untitled (Mike E. Clark’s Extra Pop Emporium Outtakes)

(Want it, hey. We want it)
[Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Mr. Dead Homie, first name Blaze
I take bribes if you want an A grade
I’ma teach yo bitches how to be an OG
*punch* Shut the fuck up and listen to me (Okay)
Never [?] unless your ass is packin’
Tomorrow’s lesson, I’ma screw you on stackin’
More liquor sippin’, pimpin’ and Cadillacin’
You want extra credit? Then show me some car jackin’

[Violent J]
(You came to my birthday party)
You brought me a present. We drank pop and played tag
(You came to my birthday party)
We went to your house. I took a shit inside your laundry bag
(You came to my birthday party)
I I I I I I I I I I peed on your cat’s head
(You came to my birthday party)
Or or or or… Where’d the echo go?
(You came to my birthday party) Where’s the echo?
E-e-e-echo, e-e-e-echo
Bitch (You came to my birthday party)
E-e-e-echo e-e-e-e-e-echo (I remember)
Alright, hold up. Let me do it again
(You came to my birthday party)

[Jamix Madrox]
Let’s play a game! (Hey)
Finger in the butt, just to see if you’re loose
Then it’s fresh out the gym bag with the [?]
Drinks, rubbers, naked bitches and such
And [?] bitch with a bottle in her butt (Ew)
Harder than a brick, I bust ‘til I finish
Ratchet neden lips and sweatin’ like calisthenics
(Uh, uh, uh, yeah)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Listen up, class (School us on real shit)

[Violent J]
(You came to my birthday party)
You brought me a present. We drank pop and played tag
(You came to my birthday party)
My dick is so long, out my pant leg it drag
(You came to my birthday party)
D-dr-d-drag *laughs*
(You came to my birthday party)
A a a a a video vixen
(You came to my birthday party)
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, bitch
(You came to my birthday party)
Never mind, man. Never mind (I remember) That’s good
(You came to my birthday party)
That’s good. Where the fuck is everybo-

Up to ya. We look up to ya
[Violent J]
When I get to heaven, I’m trying to smoke with Johnny Cash
If the angels don’t like me, then I’m choking some ass
There’ll be a whole lot of wreckage, burnt walls, and broken glass
‘Til they not only allow it, but join me smoking grass
‘Til then though, this indo will float me out the window
And now I’m getting plastered with Ol’ Dirty Bastard and
This is this shit, yo

[Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Alright, students
I know I’m only here for a couple days
(Listen up!)
But I do got a homework assignment for you
(Listen up!)
I want all you guys to go home, girls too
(Yup! Yup!)
It don’t matter. Take at least one or two pictures of your moms
Naked (Ass spread!)
And bring ‘em back in tomorrow for extra credit
I’m runnin’ out of shit to rub one out to
Ass spread!