Unshart My Fart (Ballad)

[Intro]
Something just ain't sitting right
I shoulda just called it a night
Stead of crop dusting the place with my funky booty scent
Thought it was fine, I gave it time
To waft the smell away
Then I let one rip that got me real messy

[Chorus]
Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench from my trench that I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole
My flatulent sea, is mixed with wet feces
Unshart my fart
My fart

[Verse 1]
Toilet paper won't suffice
I need a bidet in my life
Pass me some towels cause my bowls can't be trusted not to leak
And my gassy ass, happened so fast, from farts to something worse
There's something dark and skid marked in my undies

[Chorus]
Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench from my trench that I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole
My flatulent sea, is mixed with wet feces
Unshart my fart
My fart

[Bridge]
Swamp ass and squishy as hell
Plus there's a rancid egg smell
Uh oh I think it's dripping down my leg

[Chorus Extended]
Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench from my trench that I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole
My flatulent sea, is mixed with wet kinda chunky sorta drippy feces
Unshart my-
Unshart my fart oh maybe
Chipotle guts gone crazy
Unshart my fart what the fuck
I don't even remember eating corn!
I'm talking bout corn
Ooh corn

[Outro]
I ate some corn like last week
It's still in my ingestion
I'm never eating dog food
[?]

(Willam laughing)
That's the worse