Uno (Original Version)

[Intro]
Ayy, let's party, holmes
Hundreds and fifties, big ol' bitties, ayy?
Uno, dos, no tres, you heard me?
Ayy (Almighty)
Ayy, it cost to live like this, you heard me?

[Chorus]
Uno, dos, no tres, she a thot, though
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot, though
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still getting queso like nachos
Uno, dos, no tres, she a thot, though
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot, though
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still getting queso like nachos

[Verse 1]
Hit it from the back, then I tell her, "No más"
She a freak, had to tell a bitch, "Hola"
Bend it over, I want your panocha
She call me papi, I hit it with no socks
She like, "Jay, can I get some dick, por favor?"
I'm like "Yeah, take it out, close the door"
Chopper go blocka, yeah, we fin' to up the score
Ella peel a nigga back like a fuckin' orange
She brung dinero, I told her gracias
She gon' suck the fuckin' dick like a lollipop
Chop make 'em Milly Rock, dick make her body drop
Pussy wet like a mop, she call the policia
Hop in the fuckin' coupe like adiós
I don't want her no more, tell her vámonos
Yeah, I gotta go, you all cap like ponchos
Chop sit a nigga down since he macho
I told her pull up on the kid mañana
I beat the pussy up like a piñata
I tell her work that thing like Rihanna
Hit her from the back, she gon' call me papa
Bend it over, yeah, make it clap quick
Dunk in her pussy, yeah, I'm on that Shaq shit
So fly, post a pic with no caption
My Mexican bitch got an English accent
She wanna fuck, I told her, "Sí, tap in"
She gon' blow my pito with no hands
Hop in the fuckin cupta, blow bands
Lookin' like a fuckin' bag when I roll in
Glock with a beam, make a nigga cha-cha
Bust on her face, she look like horchata
Yeah, say hello to my chopper
I've been the shit since I came out my mama

[Chorus]
Uno, dos, no tres, she a thot, though
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot, though
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still getting queso like nachos
Uno, dos, no tres, she a thot, though
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot, though
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still getting queso like nachos

[Verse 2]
Ayy, bitch, I need my pesos
Put a hole in his ass like a bagel
Niggas putos, chopped, leave your case closed
Bust down, I got Cubans and Franco
Shout out Ralo, that's my 'migo
Pockets on Big Show, she got a deep throat
Bitch I'm the plug, El Chapo
I put meat in her shell like a taco
Bitch, I'm gasolina
Yardy goin' off like arriba
Big chop, knock him out his Reeboks
You didn't see me, feel like John Cena
Ridin' with mops like we cleaned up
Bitch, I beat the scene, should've seen us
I get cheese, quesadilla
You niggas bitch-made like Madea
We up, y'all can't keep up
She like, "Jay, you on that mean stuff"
She a bad mamacita
Bust down, she gon' hold the nina
Shake that ass like a Caesar
I don't want that bitch, I'ma bleed her
To be honest, you can keep her
My Mexican bitch drive a Beamer

[Chorus]
Uno, dos, no tres, she a thot, though
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot, though
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still getting queso like nachos
Uno, dos, no tres, she a thot, though
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot, though
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still getting queso like nachos