Unnecessarily Long Skippable Intro

[Intro]
*Phone ringing*

[Skit: Madd Maxxx]
Yo!
Ayy! What's up, fucker?
What's up man?
Oh, you know, just uh... maintaining for the night, finishin' this fuckin' uh, little project here. But, so...
You still at work?
Nah, fuck no bro. I'm-I'm, ten thirty-five. Jesus fucking Christ, if I was still workin'
Hell yeah. Oh my god, I know. I'm fuckin', just uh, at my boy Freddy's house and I'ma head home in a few, I think. I don't know
Oh, no doubt now. I feel you. Fuckin' so, so Lowry. We were fuckin', we gotta, we gotta figure out the uh, The-The Gathering plan. So, I was curious, 'cause obviously we had had some discussion about this (Yeah). That's why I want to make a hundred percent, you rollin' with me?
That's what I'm gonna figure out. I might take my fuckin' car or fly
You might what now?
I might take my car or fly
Okay, fair enough. Well, so that's why I'm just tryin' to
Uh, 'cause my car just got f-my car just got fixed
Right
And I'll, you know what, fuckin' just drive out there
Do you think that your car would actually make it?
Yeah, yeah, for sure. 'Cause I just fixed it up completely
Oh, no doubt. Alright, well so, I mean...
Yeah, I don't know, I might fly out. I don't know. I'm like so stoked
I'm just tryna to... nah, aight, well. So I hit you up; full disclosure. I'm gonna try to fuckin' edit it somehow. But I was tryna fuckin' have like a uh...
Are you fine goin' with, uh, are you drivin' with Ty... what, ah, *clink* ooh, what was that? Oh my god, what the fuck! Oh...
Ha ha ha ha, well, but no so
Dude, I just was, was just sittin' on my boys back and I fuckin' just get up, and the Mountain Valley Spring Water glass bottle just fell in between my legs like I just hatched a fuckin' glass bottle out of my ass. Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh, well that's... You don't need to be
Are you goin' to [OP?] Loco?
Yeah, that's the plan. That's the, so, we're goin' and doin' a show uh. We're doin' a couple shows this weekend, where we're uh, we were gonna, we were gonna perform together and kinda get some reps in 'cause you know it's been fuckin' forever
So, it's drivable. And I'm like, "you know what, I might just take my whip" and uh... do it that way 'cause. Dude, honestly, drivin' with you to Ohio, I felt like that was such a breeze. You know what I mean?
I well, oh well, so listen I, here's the thing. Respectfully my boy, you feel like it was a breeze because you were asleep for like seventy-five percent of it
I know... I know, to be. Yeah, yeah, you uhm, you uhm
So that is, so that is definitely part of it. But listen, this is what I will tell you. Having your car is a, for people on, like doin' it the way we're doin' it. Y-Y-You know, we ain't fuckin' spring chickens no more. We ain't fightin'
No, we're not. We're not
These ain't the fuckin' Ca- these ain't the Cave-In-Rock days my boy. We have to fuckin'
I know, I know, I know, I know dude. [?]
Like, I, well, ugh, to be fair, I only even went to Cave-In-Rock once but like, I literally, I don't think I even ate more than fuckin' once the entire time
Only there once!?
So, like, I wasn't really concerned about fuckin', you know, actually surviving. But...
I thought we've played it twice?
No, Cave-In Rock I only played once. The first Gathering that I played
Oh, my God
Was Cave-In Rock, and then after that, uh, I played...
You know, I was there like every year besides one. But I was like thirteen! Ah hah
No, I know. Fuckin'...
And I've worked, I've worked three Gatherings there too. I worked three of 'em
No, I, bro, I can dig it. I fuckin'... my earliest Gathering I was...
Well, when I was on probation, we got pulled over by police while I was workin' to go set up the "Welcome to The Gathering" sign out in the front
Hahahahahahaha
Me and this guy. Me and this guy I worked with, pulled up in a Kubota and a fuckin' cop pulls us over. Like, "what the fuck are you guys doin'? What is goin' on here?" I'm like, "fuck, I'm on probation". I'm like sixteen years old dude. I'm like "son of a fuckin' fuck, like, I'm about to get screwed. Thank God they didn't check ID's
Yeah, so, no, listen. Do your thing bro. I will see you there doin', uh, doin' this shit legendary bro. Like, this is. This is the uh, this is...
Yuh, this is gonna be the New Age. New England's takin' over baby
Nah, you are not fuckin' kiddin' bro, we are in there heavy. That is...
You know, I'll try to get, I'll try to get uhm, James' voice to do the Sluts of 4 Loco shit, campaign
Oh no, oh no, listen. We will, no, you get that to me, we'll make it happen bro. We will a thousand percent
Hell yeah, dawg
Aight, listen. We're doin' this for James, for Twiz, for Bucket, for Ducky. We're for fuckin' everybody
My favorite buddy
I'd like, I-I'll be on, I'll be here for another twenty minutes fuckin' namin' everybody
Hell yeah, dawg
Like, we're d-,we're do-, we're doin' this shit for real bro. Aye, I love you. I'ma talk to you soon, alright
I love you too man. I'll talk to you soon
Yes sir
Later homie
Peace