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[Verse 1: Terminal Knowledge]
Yo, one, two
Buckle my shoe, bruh
Run amok on 'em like what you gon' do, huh?
The scuttlebutt, the hooplah, the gossip, the rumors
Been copping since kindergarten
Hey Arnold "It's not a tumor"
Sock it to ya, hollering hallelujah, I'm godly
Watch me rock your body like Medusa
Pockets on E, just trying to stay alive
They want me to take a dive? Then that's how it's gotta be
Term dive into the deep, not scuba
He's just outta moolah, boxed in, oblong kinda like medulla
What the fuck is everyone apologizing for?
Elevate your conscious, occupy a higher floor
More honest to God than Islamic jihad?
Probably not, my mama taught me better
Used to give kisses and hickies, now I'm slipping bitches mickeys
While rocking a Cosby sweater, cotton or polyester
I got the best herb, the stickiest of ickies in the windiest of cities
Live in infamy, I pity the fool
Privy to cruelty, silly and stupid
Just do it like your civic duty
Fuck shoes, I run it barefoot
Or I run it in muddy Timberlands, punished for unforgiven sin
My prayer book burning in the moonlight
Pale like your passion in comparison
Term turn to a turtle tappin' tambourines in Terrapin station
Totally overrated
Closely associated with nobody close to famous
Tell fabrications of the truth, he's only human
Self-flagellating just to prove it
A doofus, quasi intelligent
Not gonna excel, walking on eggshells
I stomp like an elephant while you're watching your step
Every breath that I breathe is a curse
Term turn from an emcee to a jester beneath the circus tent
Been a nervous wreck since birth
I sure as heck am certain of that
Yep, every word of it's fact
Listen learn and reflect, the innocent never guilty
Prisoners of the present we been and forever will be
Hella filthy yet often misconstrued
Walk until you lose your step or sit in constant disillusionment
Oughta get a clue and get included
Been dropped on your head
Hip hop is dead, you're talking to the eulogist
With all respect due, we set a precedent
Behead the president and shit down his neck, move
Through the tesseract, in between dimensions
Yes, me and my friends just some goonies with a treasure map
The bed wetter, the meddling pest
The trendsetter, the degenerate hex
The bet hedger, finna settle his debts
Better yet, measure the stretch
I'm M.C. Escher with an Etch-A-Sketch
Get high and laugh like the Cheshire Cat
Stems, caps and a doobie, ten tablets of lucy
And a partridge in a pear tree
Who is he? A lucid dreaming super senior finna pop another cherry
Used to play a lot of hooky, now I work for your amusement
Ate yo' mama pussy, got the herpes sores to prove it
I'm a dog, woof, barking up at the moon
Could hardly enter the room 'fore the audience started booing
What a loser

[Verse 2: Acumental]
Yo, your mom blows dudes for two bucks
I'm proof that you suck by tunefully inducing goosebumps
My coupe's suped up on deuce dubs
Too astute, your clan never had a clue like Ku Klux
I'm never not ill, receiving Emmy nods for every set I'm on
And reading teleprompters like I'm Teddy Koppel
Bellyflopping off the top rope
It's the anomaly, an oddity exotically professing proverbs
Hella proper, call shotty in a helicopter
Acumental hopping out the chopper like I'm Kevin Costner
Get baked smoking Betty Crocker
The blessed father of a demigod, watching How I Met Your Mama
See, I was pouring Henny on her at the Benihana
Hosting barbecues with Jeffrey Dahmer as the guest of honor
On strike like Keitel in Clockers
The confetti-popping pettifogger, still flexing with eleven dollars
Find me sparking an L in Millenium Park
Telling myself my head and my heart are what set me apart
But it's hard to excel while defending a felony charge
Got plenty of harlots steady caressing my genital parts
I'm Jimmy Darmody sparking a cig at Barnaby's
Ardently killing bars, now it's harder to live in harmony
Y'all some carbon copies of incompetence
I recommend you stop with all the cowardice and conjure up some confidence
I'm a true detective tryna find Carcosa
High as Judy Jetson in a flying car coasting though the sky
Dark lines under my eyes, no hibernation
Sipping IPA, Sibylline ideation
We've been spreading like AIDS in the 80's
Amazed everyday I see a raise in the ratings, uh
I wanna race a Mercedes in the rain
Cut the cable to your brake, try to stay up in your lane please
(Say cheese)
Yo, I'm a snake hawking venom
A dog with kennel cough and a chainsaw
We settin' it off, so take a walk
I drank all the medicine, call the medic
I'm so throwed I might ralph, Waldo Emerson
Y'all can tell it's all adrenaline
Term and Ac from the school of hard knocks, let us in
A menacing nemesis, heavy handed when I handle competitors, uh
National treasure, yeah, I'm rather intelligent
Plus, my vocal patterns are notably oversaturated
With the dope vernacular poetry, yo, I'm mad creative
These multifaceted multis are mostly fabricated
Leave folks decapitated, behold the wrath of Satan
I'm known to chatter with hoes at the local tavern
Grope a clam with no potassium, homie, I go bananas
Die hard, old habits control me, Cognac and a stogie
Been bestowed a gold plaque and trophy
Smartest guys in the room since the Lou Pai fiasco
Burn through the cash, roll two dice and pass go
What a monopoly, yet another mockery made
Keeping the population shocked and afraid
'Cause we murder kids
Michael Brown, Ferguson
Burn the whip, torch the scene
Henry Glover, Chris Dorner, Christy Mack, War Machine
Armored tanks, riot gear
The fear monger pioneers
Kelly Thomas, Cali cops
Keep hoping that the madness stops, grab your Glocks
Ac droppin' atom bombs, I hold it down
Eric Garner, choke him out, patrol the town
No indictment, global crisis, ISIS
Tamir Rice, he's only twelve, pfff
But what do I know?
It's a fine blend of white guilt and good will combined
Hell bound, find the proof in our headlines
And I'm out