Unlicensed Hall Monitor

There’s a guy with a search history darker than a sea trench
Telling you how to live
Closet, crawlspace, attic full of skeletons
Grown man who can’t handle his shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss
Can’t handle his shit

Seen’m before
There’s always one
He’s hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

There’s a guy in a group chat with Klansmen
Telling you how to live
Just a matter of time before he’s the one
Caught twisting in the wind
Grown man who can’t handle his shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss
Can’t handle his shit

Seen’m before
There’s always one
He’s hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things
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But man, it makes me sick to sing this
But man, it makes me sick to sing this