No Jonathan, But I be hittin drum's
Like the summer, I rest in the sun
Yeah it's over, for Nathan he is done
Christopher, how you never see the sun
Just like a clover, I spinned 4 times and now he down
And now he rover, just like he ain't hear a sound
Cristian why you spending money on Goku cards just to lose?
Jesus, would you cry if your job just let you loose?
And Michael, at this point you better tie up a noose
Chris, you bike to FOD that's some dumb shit
Grown shit, talk a walk I bet you left like Toltecs
Half of thesе 9th graders can't survive with no Nic
All thesе super-seniors hunting freshies like they owe dick
Cristian Carter went and left to the Middle School
He want to teach them kids how use his tool
I bet when he see kids his mouth is full of drool
I bet when he was in 3rd grade that he ain't read the rules
He tryna bring me down just like buoyancy in the pool
When he was buying cupcakes, EDP, yeah he a fool
You remind me of a character his name was King K. Rool
Now Allexy don't make me get on your ass we know that you a fein
We caught you at your crib and your head shaped like a bean
Now Jonathan this one for you since you always on my dick
How you looking like Allexy got two arms and look like sticks
And your Jawline sharp as hell it can cut through my house
It's 2049 and you still don't have no spouse
Now Jabari, you look like came thru a show called "Loud House"
How you surprised you got no bitches, got me wondering how?
You thought you eating candies, the way Michael offer you a wafer
I'm dissing and I'm winning while writing these college papers
And you got rejected by a 4, man I'll cry for you later
Writing this song was easier for me than for you to date her
When you get married she's gon' be Spanish for them papers
Cristian you owe me some money, so hit my PayPal
Saw you looking lonely by the corner, so I said "Hey Pal!"
You thought you getting Uber? You getting sent back in Greyhound
How you get dropped by a freshie and then he said "stay down"
Universal Diss was written by Frosty.
Frosty released Universal Diss on Thu Nov 10 2022.