United States of Skeletons

[Intro]
All rise for the national anthem
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the spookiest fright

Vote

[Verse 1]
Now you've elected the wrong fucking guy
Now you can kiss humanity goodbye
Why did we elect an evil skeleton
His slogan was "I'll turn you all into gelatin"

[Bridge]
I am
President Bone Guy
Say goodbye
You're all gonna die
Prepare to fry

[Verse 2]
Why did we do this
We knew it was bad
He's made of bones and he's got a shoulder pad
Anyone that's elected
And has no eyes
Surely means we'll turn into french fries

[Chorus]
United States of Skeletons
Blown apart by giant guts

[Outro]
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Skeletons, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under bones."