Underdog Victorious (2025)

[JILL, spoken]
Freud said
The most important part of our development
Is in the first week, the first month, the first year
Something like that
I have no idea what I'm talking about
But whatever he said, he was wrong
It's seventh grade
Now, I still feel like I [?] through seventh grade
Over and over again
But the difference is
I'm used to it

[BAND MUSICIAN, spoken]
Two, three, four

[JILL]
La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la la

[JILL & BAND]
La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la la

[JILL]
Bobby Trucks was a fat little boy
Living in a shitty little town
And every recess the dodge ball flew
And knocked poor Bobby down
4 o'clock when he got home
Upstairs in his room
He'd close the door, tie on his cape
Put on his skin-tight suit
And he'd sing

[JILL & BAND]
Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'll die notorious
Underdog victorious

[JILL]
A couple years later tried out for the band
Did covers of Matchbox Twenty
But he was dreaming of the New York Dolls
And Max's Kansas City
Of course they never called him back
They thought he was too queer
But he didn't care, back in his room
He sang into the mirror
And he sang

[JILL & BAND]
Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'll die notorious
Underdog victorious

La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la la

[JILL]
He could see into the future
That was one of his great gifts
And one day all those dodge ball bullies
Would dream of his sweet kiss
And he'd sing

[JILL & BAND]
Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'll die notorious
Underdog victorious

[JILL]
Come on

[JILL & BAND]
Underdog victorious

[JILL, spoken]
Come on, underdog

[JILL & BAND]
He was simply glorious
Someday he'll die notorious
Underdog victorious

[JILL]
Oh yeah

[JILL & BAND]
Underdog victorious

[JILL]
Come on, underdogs

[JILL & BAND]
He was simply glorious

[JILL]
Simply glorious

[JILL & BAND]
Someday he'll die notorious
Underdog victorious
Victorious
Underdog victorious
Victorious
Underdog victorious

Victorious