Underaged

[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
"Rxnji?"
What's up guys it's Eggsoup your favorite Klan leader grand wizard here
Fuck the gays, fuck the niggers
Fuck all those Islamic terrorist cunts
They can all rot and burn to the earth's Core

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
They call me R Kelly the way I like them underage
Stop talking shit just stay in your lane
They tryna hit me up even though that I'm gay
I'm fucking my cat while I'm fucking my friend
I only watch porn if it involves men
My penis got stuck in my right hand
I'm just eatin' his ass while he does a dance, ay
Sucking in dick in the night like a phantom
I'm just gonna spit somethin' random
Gonna pull up and kill the whole Dream fandom
Lube up my penis then I fuck Samsung
Roblox characters make me pre-cum
Gotta shower now they just wanna see sum
See a cute guy and I smack his bum
Finessing kids thinkin' I'ma give em candy
Then I took them to my place and shit gets freaky
They screamin' for help but nobody's helpin'
So I keep fucking these children and I keep on demolishing
Groping a baby call me Ian Watkins
Raped a bitch and I give her AIDS
I see a cute bitch so you know I'm stalking

[Verse 2: koribepimpin]
Glock on my hip, nigga you know I'm popping, ay wha?
Call me EDP how I'm hitting these minors
I shoot up yo' school I ain't talking bout Tyner
I might just post on yo' wall like a flyer
Ay, my cousin got cake just like I was a baker
I'm dating your child just like LionMaker
Murder your family like Trey Eric Sesler
Man handle a 10 year old girl like a wrestler
Prairie dawn on her knees givin' me top
She take off her dress man I'm fucking that thot
Squeeze on her tits like a muhfucking stress ball
I'ma knock over the pussy like Trump Wall
Walk in my class wit a stick
You talking down I'ma shoot at yo bitch
Lil Jewish bih', she all on my dick
I rape her and then I put crack in her clit, yeah man

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
9/11 is the best thing ever
Raped a Jew outside while it was cold weather
Traveled to Africa to steal all the water
Steal all the water, and then take their fathers
Then bomb the whole village just like the Twin Towers
I'm hard as fuck just like the levels with Bowser
Yeah I'm on this beat, you know that I'm geeked
Older parents got home hide under the sheets
Hit up Kori I asked for a feat
This off-topic but I like anime feet
Hoppin' like a frog, no leap
Call me Santana put this blacky on a leash
And eat him up for dinner and I call that shit a feast
I kneel on his neck but first I gotta

[Interlude: Lil Eggsoup & Siri]
Hey Siri set a timer for 9 minutes and 29 seconds
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[Outro: Lil Eggsoup]
Now lil boy on a T-shirt
My cousins in Alabama make me motherfucking squirt