The B-sides for the 1987 single “Master=Dik” includes a weird collage of interview snippets, live parodies and/or cover songs, field recordings, musique concrète, experimentalism, human beatboxing and live rants.
Although it goes by the title of “Under the Influence of the Jesus and Mary Chain” (a...
Under The Influence Of The Jesus & Mary Chain
[interview conducted in French, translated afterwards]
[interviewer]
Do you think that many groups plays like the Jesus and Mary Chain? Or do you think they are the own... Sorry? Do you think you are playing on the same style?
[Thurston]
Uhm...
[Lee]
No, not at all
[Thurston]
Erm, we really... We really suck tonight ladies and gentlemen. In fact we're going to call this song: "Bury our Heads in the Sand". And... And eh... No, this is actually called "Dick weed"... eh... Part two
[Lee]
Part eight!
[Thurston]
Ah yeah, this is... This song is called "Dick Weed Part Eight"
Ticket to Ride
[Thurston]
Ahu hu hu
Okay can we all sing a solo song for ya
Well I got a ticket to ride
Yeah come'on let's do it
Yeah whoo, yeah whoo
Da-da-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta
Wha-wha-wha-wha-wouw
Da-da-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta
I gotta ticket to ride yaa
I gotta ticket to ride
Yeah, play those funky drums
Play those funky drums, yeah
Whaaaaaaaoooooooooooowowowowowo
Yeah
Hohahooga gaboga baboogaa
Ya yea ya yeah
I said I'm just a little boy from texas
And I'm gonna shake your head
Master=Dik (Version)
One two one two one two titty
I know every nook and cranny in new york city
London fuck you're pissing me off
Hollywood weirdo cough cough cough
Won't you please let me rock you
I'm just a boy with not much to do
Everybody says that you come from above
You're gonna scream when you taste my love
Taste my love love love love love love love love love love love love
Whaa I gotta to ride yeah
I got a ticket to ride
I got a ticket to ride
And I don't fucking care
No I don't fucking care
I don't fucking care
I don't fucking care
Looking everywhere I don't fucking care
Put on some dark eyes and waving goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye
Do you want to do pipeline?
Introducing the Stars
[Thurston]
Yo Sun Ra, let's do pipeline!
We got Sun Ra in the studio today ladies and gentlemen. He's gonna play guitar, he's gonna sing a song, it's called "Pipeline / Kill Time", and if
You can deal with that...
Okay, hey Max Roach is here! Alright!
Man we got an all star jam! Get down! Okay, this is great!
[Lee]
Holy shit it's Sonny Sharrock!
[Thurston]
Alright!
[Lee]
Hey, Sonny! George Benson, ladies and gentlemen! George Benson!
[Thurston]
Yeah, hello, hello
Down Broadway
Yeah, I'm going down Broadway
[Lee]
Let's not do it too fast Steve-o...
Ringo
[Samples]
Ringo...
Ringo...
Ringo can i have a couple of words with you?
He's No Fire
[Thurston]
Lets go.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhooooowwwwwww
Play some some funky beats....wooooo .... wooooooo
Florida Oil Drums
[instrumental]
Westminster Chimes
[instrumental]
Chinese Jam
[instrumental]
Vibrato
[instrumental]
Guitar Lick
[instrumental]
Funky Fresh
[Thurston]
Shit is funky fresh, ya know
Shit's funky fresh
Our Backyard
[instrumental]
Traffik
[instrumental]
Under The Influence Of The Jesus & Mary Chain was written by Sonic Youth & Paul McCartney & John Lennon.
Under The Influence Of The Jesus & Mary Chain was produced by Sonic Youth & Bill Titus.
Sonic Youth released Under The Influence Of The Jesus & Mary Chain on Wed Nov 04 1987.