Under All Flags

Oh Viet Nam's the kind of sham
That Nixon gets his kicks on
And capitol hill is the kind of pill
That the peoples can get sicks on

I'd like to screw Spiro Agnew
With a dildo made of brass on
The presidents flag is the kind of rag
That a sane man wipes his ass on

Yes white and black is the kind of hack
That Wallace gets his kicks on
For what I mean they should quarantine
States below the Mason-Dixon

And I'd like to pee on Robert E. Lee
With his goddamn great black brass on
For the rebel flag is a filthy rag
That a Yankee wipes his ass on