Undateable

[Verse 1]

Most of my life, I was undateable
If love was a game, I was unplayable
I didn’t want it that way, I liked plenty of guys
But I was not a romantic entity in their eyes

I was the weird nerd, the one with glasses
I was the overachiever, top of my classes
I was the awkward loner eating lunch in the corner
I was the kid who got picked last in soccer practice

Followed the rules, no skirts above the knee
But to be totally honest there wasn’t much to see
And I began to believe I was worthless and ugly because
Nobody wanted to fuck me

But see
In a world where a girl’s source of self esteem
Is being pretty enough to star in your wet dreams
Well her relationship status really matters to her
If she doesn’t have it it’s like she has no identity

I lived through the fragility of my own name
Till I found respectability in my own brain

[Chorus]

We are, Miss Undateable
We are, just unfazeable
Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves
Nobody wants us, we’re giving them hell
I said

We are, Miss Undateable
We are, just unfazeable
Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves
Nobody wants us, we’re giving them hell

[Verse 2]

Number one question for an undateable chick
Do I really have to settle for an inflatable dick? (ugh)
As time went on I found the answer to that question
My discovery was really rather depressing

All of a sudden in college everyone wanted to fuck
All of a sudden acknowledged I was a prospect to fuck
All of the problems I had with confidence I thought that I could
Stop by fucking lots of people now that people think I’m hot (woo)

But it was not the panacea to my issues
Cause dudes had me feeling used like a pack of tissues
Stay and chat for a second, jeez, I just banged you
And I don’t get a last name or even a thank you?

Damn! Hooking up’s way too easy
But getting them to stay and maybe date you? Beats me
I ain’t even needy I don’t need the exclusivity
Who’d have thought attractiveness could lead to negativity?

You know what I think? I think you’re scared of me
You’re scared of girls with my level of mental clarity

[Chorus]

We are, Miss Undateable
We are, just unfazeable
Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves
Nobody wants us, we’re giving them hell
I said

We are, Miss Undateable
We are, just unfazeable
Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves
Nobody wants us, we’re giving them hell

[Verse 3]

Then there’s the racists, that stuff’s fucked up
Saying shit that just leaves me dumbstruck
Like, I ain’t tryna be your geisha girl cumslut
And Asian vaginas aren’t sideways you dumb fucks!

God! This shit drives me insane
Cause nothing’s changed, I’m still hating the dating game
Maybe I shouldn’t complain, I’ve got it okay
I don’t have time for a guy cause I’m writing all day

I wrote my way out of extremely low confidence
Before I rapped I had completely no consequence
Honest to god I wanna make competence popular
Onto the populace, turn the commoners to philosophers

And notwithstanding all the problems we constantly face
Autonomous women’s ambitions will fall into place
I’m confident that we undateables will make it
Break the internet with our brains, no need to get naked

Cause

[Chorus]

We are, Miss Undateable
We are, just unfazeable
Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves
Nobody wants us, we’re giving them hell
I said

We are, Miss Undateable
We are, just unfazeable
Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves
Nobody wants us, we’re giving them hell