Uncle Tone Voicemail

Uncle Tone: Nephew, I just let the wife listen to that video, you had—

Auntie: It was nice. It was nice. It was off the chain...

Uncle Tone: She was bumpin' her head, dog—proud of you, boy. I need to get that single. That's off the chain, boy, that—

Auntie: Stop callin' him "Suicide"...

Uncle Tone: That's his name, "Cuicide"! That's what everybody know him by: "Cuicide."

Auntie: Stop callin' him that...

Uncle Tone: There's a reason why he called "Cuicide."

Auntie: He don't wanna be called that...

Uncle Tone: He do wanna be called—Nephew... I know it's early. 'Bout, what, six your time? You hear us arguin' about your name? Hell, I'm proud of my nig. I know what you been thru and who brought you out of it. Hush, woman, and say bye to Cuicide...

Auntie: Bye!

Uncle Tone: Alright, dog. You see? I'm still the boss...

Auntie: Oh, no you not...

Uncle Tone: I am the boss. You don't' tell him I'm not the boss? I am the boss. Say I'm the boss!

Auntie: Nope...

Uncle Tone: There go your allowance...

Auntie: Too bad...

Uncle Tone: (Laughs)