Unauthorized Autobiography of Weird Al

Acknowledgements:
All the gents who make
Life worth living in this indigent
Hollow accomplishment

Dedicated to the decimated
Childhoods made renovated

Oct. 23, 1959
Born the best selling recording humorist of all times
To first generation Americans who'd already got the hang of it
Alfred Matthew Yankovic
Lynwood High School valedictorian
Recorded in the bathroom and played accordion
Under humor rubric Dr Demento debuted it aka
Barry Hansen who knew a thingertwo bout music

He liked to write poems to Spike Jones
He pressed up his own records and then biked home
Trained in architecture
Hired same directors replicated sets fer
Videos-- often his were better
On the daily Hawaiian shirts and vans
On stage, fat suits and monster band hurt the fans
Killed em, world tours filled with children
A symbol of freedom like Zildjian and Sabians
Which his drummer uses
Loses his glasses with LASer In Situ Keratomileusis

He cancelled interviews but still rolled through
When his folks died from no O2 and a closed flu
I bought his tapes the days they came out
He stays humble with fame and never claims clout

Satire can fall flat like a flat tire
But false seriousness can also backfire
It's an act of balance that many talents lacks
Check his originals, like half his album tracks
With no curses. This verse has come to an end
Back in the day I was a "close personal friend"

Appendix: Discography:
Weird Al Yankovic, Weird Al in 3D
Dare to be Stupid, Polka Party
Even Worse, UHF, Off the Deep End
Bad Hair Day, Running With Scissors
And Poodle Hat

He lives with his wife and daughter
Where his cockatiel and poodle's at
We're through with that

Next audiobiography: Buckminster Fuller

(Weird Al)
Weird Owl here
Howl at the moon
Moth owl pellets shown soon