Umbrella Academy Cypher

[Verse 1: Number Five (HydroHero)]
Swinging and bringing the jump from another dimension
I should mention, it's your boy Five survivin' apocalyptic tension
I'm never out of time 'cause I could just run it back
The Handler don't want the smoke, I handled her - she got smacked
I need a cup of coffee, I'm hyper active, no decaf
Master assassin, I'm with the shits, I be blasting
I love Dolores, have you ever made love to something that's plastic?
It's your boy Five, jumpin' time or space, bitch, I'm active
I don't need the practice, I'm really fifty eight, bitch
Lookin' thirteen, I made time travеl miscalculations
Space-time manipulation, telеportation
I saved the whole squad, and balanced out the whole equation

[Verse 2: Allison (PeachezMusic)]
Call me Allison, I'm battlin' rattlin' heads
Kick you down to hell with these heavenly legs
I said a heard a rumor, you got served from what I said
You know that I'm 'bout to show you what this mouth do
Walk up and I'm swaggin', black leather jacket
All the dudes on me - Luther, Raymond, Patrick
Ops gettin' dropped, enemies gettin' their ass kicked
Something like Adele 'cause you know that Rumor has it
And me - I'm a star, yeah, my life is fantastic
Fabulous Number Three, all the cameras flashin'
When I walk through fitted in the latest fashions
But don't get it twisted - you can still catch these hands, bitch

[Verse 3: Ben (Eternal King)]
Look who's coming back from the dead
So I can stain these bitches red
Yeah, I know you heard what I said
So you protect them in my stead
Yeah, you see the tentacles, but I ain't no hentai star
If you wanna go and mess with me - I'll be leaving you scarred
I can tell you right, now no one else is even on par, man
I was so powerful - they killed me at the start
So Klaus, I ain't no ghost, bitch, and you're sober, I hope it
The family's totem of hope, but I will still break your bones
If I gotta stake my life - I always be doin' right
Just don't think that I am nice 'cause I will still end your life

[Verse 4: Klaus (954mari)]
Yo, it's Four of fourty three
I'm the type to rock a women's flannel with some sporty jeans
I'm a cool dude rockin' with a corny dorky team
And the shit that I be saying always got a horny theme
See the spirits in my sleep, I be demon manifesting
Tryna saved the world, but they kicked me out of heaven
Why you put it on my shoulders, and you knowing that I'm reckless
I be leaning of the drank, I'm never sober for a second
Alcoholic, but I'm balling and I'm chasing out
I be sippin' night to morning, then I'm passing out
Cult following - that's something I should brag about
Stoner, and I'm joking 'cause it's always somethin' laugh about

[Verse 5: Diego (Vanquish)]
You know what it is, I'm the one that they don't like
Savage with the kicks, yeah, a goofy's what I don't like
See me flick my wrist, bring a knife into a gun fight
Make 'em think I missed 'till they rotated, and they go night
Night on them hoes, better stay on your toes
I'm the shit, and you know Number Two, I suppose
Yeah, they think I'm loco, so I'll give them a show
Grab a dagger and throw, you don't want any smoke, nah
Yeah, and they know that I'm legit
Messed with the one, and you know it will end quick
Talking all that shit, but can't live up to it
Hit after hit after hit, I don't miss, uh

[Verse 6: Luther (MisfitBear)]
Number One, yeah, I'm leading the way
Come fucking with the fam, and you're going to pay
Beat coming from my chest, call me King Kong
Cold cock you in the dome, make it ring strong
I was sent to the moon, tell me what's the reason
Treason? To never see another season?
I stayed when everybody else flew the coop
I was loyal, but you wanted me away from you?
Now I'm fucked up, ranting and raving my life away
Spiraling out of control, tryna make it another day
I'm on my Pogo game, I'll stick your ass to the dirt
The leader of the pack, I'll be the one running in first

[Verse 7: Vanya (JennaSis)]
The name's Vanya, you know I be on you
Way too OP, you see, I be beyond you
Keepin' to myself, you know me, I be the quiet type
Enjoyin' my coffee, and playin' violin at night
Just doin' me, feelin' normal, feelin' fine
Not knowin' I was under a hypnosis the whole time
'Cause I'm not normal, not fine, no, I'm not average
I was tricked to think otherwise, and that was damaging
Suppressin' the trauma, you don't wanna see me mad
Black suit, black tie, gothica swag
Audiokinesis, and telekinesis
You don't wanna feel the wave of power I'm releasing

[Verse 8: Reginald Hargreeves (Hypotoria)]
Sir Reginald Hargreeves, yes, it is me
Fancy, classy, the man of mystery
It all started with seven kids that I adopted
Formin' the Umbrella Academy, you can't stop it
So stop it, I'm moppin' up the beat when I be on it
I'm on it, gentleman with it, my fit lit
Yeah, don't even trip, I started this gangsta shit
Who me - The Monocle, the don of this bitch
I had to be tough on the kids - it wasn't easy
Me, not being human, my species interdimensional
So now you know why I'm so eccentric and unconventional
I formed this academy for my kids to be exceptional