Ultra Haze Freestyle

[Intro]
Ayy, Wax
Lyrical Strally
Can't take me for Tom, Dick or Harry
Originally from Ealing, not Manny
Who's that? It's Lyrical Strally
Lyrical Strally
Can't take me for Tom, Dick or Harry
Originally from Ealing, not Manny
Listen, yo

[Verse 1]
I'm from West, not Minster
It's [?]
Got top garms in the village, not Bista, no hipster
Know when you look so good that feds wanna nick ya?
Peak that reefer, no Rizla
Bars are piff, so piff, they think I'm an eight-ball pitcher
I'm just a user like I've got a plain profile picture
I say "mmm", not "mmm" like Giggler
Heard a man say "um", I'm like "did ya?"
See it in the future, should have bet Victor
William [?] mister
I should have bet a jib, cuz
Won't get kicked out the game, I'll kick ya
Told man about officers
I'll start swiping left and right like Tinder
Or dish jabs that send man ah window
Not Charlie, could have been Linda
Mum's life, I could turn man into a sprinter
Won't be no surprise like Kinder
Like, get your mind right, think up
You man couldn't come buy my drink up
Not even if you beg friend and buy my drink, cuz
What you take me for? I'm a grimy kid, cuz
Mmm, I look at man sharply like "fix up"
This little lamb was in one piece
Then I had to draw for the mincer
'Cause he was chatting shit
I told a man "hold up, you don't want me to gripse ya"
Like an enthusiastic mingler
L Strally, I'll knock down ginger
Brown don, not blick, cuz
You see it? Do you get the picture?
Viewers on radio, thought they'd get a listener
Not one radio rip
But I know couple man and they fully wanna rip ya
Into two pieces, no finger
You don't wanna cotch, you don't wanna linge
LS AKA lyrical stinger

[Break]
Dem man over deh suh
Don't want it with the L-Esser
Punchlines are so complex
That I've gotta say it twice like djemba djemba
Dem man over deh suh
Don't want it with the L-Esser
Punchlines are so complex
That I've gotta say it twice like djemba djemba
Dem man over here so
Don't want it with the El Chapo
Sixteens are so sweet
That you've gotta put it in the freezer, next to the gateau
Dem man over here so
Don't want it with the El Chapo
Sixteens are so sweet
That you've gotta put it in the freezer, next to the gateau

[Verse 2]
Mmm
You can't beef me, you ain't Paco
Man try send for the Bad Ombré
Told him "you don't want it with the El Capo"
Or Saint P cuh we are not paro
If it's beef, it's beef, I'm tobacco
Can't get back, you're not liff off the ground, though
Man's acting bad in his Billie Jeans
Told my man "don't gwan like Jacko"
Diss me? I'll be like "alright, famo"
Till I come through with some starline ammo
96 Bars of Revenge
Don't make me get old school like Habbo
I'm from UK, not Colorado
I don't say loud, bae or taco
Ain't into trap, I don't say bando
About "L Strally is wack", bro
You get whacked, bro
Man had potential back in the day
But now he's just swagging away like pato
I ain't gonna spit no punchline about whips and Django
Dem punchlines there are bin and trash, bro
You better jam if you think that's nang, bro
When you hear mandem on a pirate session
I ain't on about Bloom Orlando
Can't take me for a two-bob mango
I'll dun your dance, you don't wanna tango
Got a strap but you don't wanna bang, though
'Bout clash me on the mic and [?]
You'll get left in knots like Fangol
Back then, dem man were chatting 'bout scissors
Get rocked back in the day like Kangol
Spit like L Strally, nobody can know
I'm like nah, you could be a fan though
Don't play games, don't care for you Hasbros
[?] tune, are you mad, bro?
Get folded in half like a Mac Pro
Came to the set, didn't get a jack, though
I took Jill, didn't get jack, though
[?] on two figures, I tap Os

[Outro]
L Strally