Ultra-Bored

[Intro: Carl Wheezer & Sheen Estevez]
"Aw, Sheen. You seem pretty sad lately, what's wrong?"
"I don't know... I took a perc 30 and shit hit different."

[Verse 1: Sheen Estevez & Carl Wheezer]
I had Carl on my left and I had Jimmy on my right
Libby on my arm and we was fuckin' every night (Ah)
Took three times the dosage and it put me on a flight (Shoo)
Got my own damn planet, still can't even see the light

[Chorus: Sheen Estevez]
I felt like Ultra-Lord
But now I'm Ultra-Bored
Been feeling so damn low, I might just pull the fucking cord
I felt like Ultra-Lord
But now I'm Ultra-Bored
Been feeling so damn low, I might just pull the fucking cord

[Verse 2: Sheen Estevez & Carl Wheezer]
Strippers in my room and I was hittin' it from the back (Bam)
One tried talkin' smart and I just slapped her with my gat (Bitch)
This bitch said she loved me, I said "Hoe, just sip your jack"
You can say that shit but I can never love you back (No)

[Chorus: Sheen Estevez & Carl Wheezer]
I felt like Ultra-Lord (Uh)
But now I'm Ultra-Bored (Ooh)
Been feeling so damn low, I might just pull the fucking cord
I felt like Ultra-Lord (Yeah)
But now I'm Ultra-Bored (Ooh)
Been feeling so damn low, I might just pull the fucking cord