Ugly Bitch with a Mustache (Skit)

[Spoken]
-Damn, where the fuck you been, dawg?
-Yo, what up [?]
-Yeah, I'm fucking drunk, haha
-Haha
-Yeah, this girl's fuckin' buy me shots, I'm y'all fuckin' not
-For real?
Got that Goose (Yeah!)
-That's sick, dude
-Yeah, she wants to fuck and smoke me out, bro, she wants to fuck at the party
-Oh, yo, fuck, where she's at, dude? Let's go looking
-There's she's right there (Where?)
-Oh, that girl at, that girl at there
-No, no, motherfucker
-Oh
-That girl, that girl right there (That one?)
Oh, damn, that hot ass one in the blue
No, what the fuck? No, motherfucker
-Oh
That girl, homie
-No way, tou're kiddin'
-Haha (Wow)
-'Cause all I see is ugly ass bitch with a mustache
-Hey, shh, be quiet, be quiet

Hey, guys can I buy you some shots of Goose?

Wow!