UFFIE

Internet girls got all the right stuff
The boys drop down to their knees ready to suck
'Cause they really wanna get their hands on your love
And sell you to the world with their name written above

Make a couple songs and watch him act tough
He's waiting on the edge of his seat for you to blow up
'Cause he thinks if you do you'll take him to the top
And if you don't comply he'll say that you're a thot

He'll ask, "Can you rap?"
"Wanna fuck?", "Have you heard pop the Glock?"
"Can you sing?", "Whatchu think?"
"Sex with me?", he'll say

"I can be your Feeds, and you can be my Uffie" (Uffie)
"You don't have to sing, you just have to love me"
"Baby we can be famous like Uffie" (Uffie)
"Even if you sing, it doesn't matter 'cause you love me"
(Uffie, Uffie)
(Uffie, Uffie)

You can be his Kreayshawn
And he can be your Two Stackz
You can be his Dev
And tell the world that i-i-it's The Cataracs
He doesn't really care
He's just gotta get you on the track
And as soon as he does
Each time you win it's 'cause of him, yeah

The boys all want her 'cause she smokes marijuana
She's so cool, and she could rap all summer
And I'm all for it 'cause her music goes dumber
While the hipster boys all watch her while smoke marijuana

He'll ask, "Can you rap?"
"Wanna fuck?", "Have you heard pop the Glock?"
"Can you sing?", "Whatchu think?"
"Sex with me?", he'll say

"I can be your Feeds, and you can be my Uffie" (Uffie)
"You don't have to sing, you just have to love me"
"Baby we can be famous like Uffie" (Uffie)
"Even if you sing, it doesn't matter 'cause you love me"

The boys all want her 'cause she smokes marijuana
The bo-, the bo, the boys all want her 'cause she smokes marijuana
The, the, the, the boys all want her 'cause she smokes marijuana
The boys all want her 'cause she smokes marijuana

He'll say, "I can be your Feeds, and you can be my Uffie" (Uffie)
"You don't have to sing, you just have to love me"
"Baby we can be famous like Uffie" (Uffie)
"Even if you sing, it doesn't matter 'cause you love me"

"I can be your Feeds, and you can be my Uffie" (Uffie)
"You don't have to sing, you just have to love me"
"Baby we can be famous like Uffie" (Uffie)
"Even if you sing, it doesn't matter 'cause you love me"

But if you succeed he'll say "You never loved me!"
"She is just a slut!", "But she won't even fuck me!" (Fuck me, fuck me)
"Bitch, you'll never be anything like Uffie!" (Uffie, Uffie)
"I fucking made you slut!", "Where's my fucking fame and money!?" (Money, money)

"I can be your Feeds, I can be your Feeds" (Uffie, Uffie)
"I can be your Feeds, I can be your Feeds" (Uffie, Uffie)
"You can be my Uffie, you can be my Uffie" (Uffie, Uffie)
"You can be my Uffie, you can be my Uffie" (Uffie, Uffie)
(Uffie, Uffie)
(Uffie)