Uber Driver

[Verse 1]
You hate picking me up when I'm drunk
I get a dirty look and you don't ask if I had fun
You never have an extra cord fo rme to charge my phone
And God forbid I need a McRib on my way home

[Chorus]
Why can't you be like my Uber driver?
He ain't got nothing to say about my all-nighters
He don't mind if I ugly cry
Or if all my friends need a ride
Yeah why can't you be like my Uber driver?

[Verse 2]
I can get [?], political, critical of how he drives
And he'll still wanna hear my life story one more time
He's always right where he says he's gonna be
And hell if you could do that I'd let you start charging me

[Chorus]
Why can't you be like my Uber driver?
He ain't got nothing to say about my all-nighters
He don't act like he wants to choke me
When I sing backseat karaoke
Yeah why can't you be like my Uber driver?

[Bridge]
When I'm running late
He says, "That's fine, that's okay"

[Outro]
Why can't you be
Oh why can't you be
Yeah why can't you be like my Uber driver?