U.M.C. (Upper Middle Class) (Live)

[Intro]
Aw, shuffle
Huh, yeah

[Verse 1]
I wanna be a lawyer
Doctor or professor
Member of the UMC
I want an air conditioner
Cottage on the river
And all the money I can see, yeah
Oh yeah

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I wanna drive a Lincoln
Spend my evenings drinkin'
The very best Burgundy
I want a yacht for sailin'
A private eye for tailing'
My wife if she's a bit too free, yeah
Oh, oh yeah

[Chorus]
Yeah, I've been told ever since I was a boy
It's what you ought to be
A part of the UMC, yeah
Oh

[Instrumental Break]
Oh yeah
Ah yeah
Oh
Hey

[Verse 3]
I wanna drive a Lincoln
And spend my evenings drinkin'
I want some stock in GM and GE
An office in the city
Secretary pretty
Takin' dictation on my knee

[Verse 4]
I want a paid vacation
Don't wanna have to ration
A thing with anyone but me
And if there's war or famine
Promise I'll examine
The details if they're on TV, yeah

[Chorus]
I'll pretend to be liberal
But sure support the GOP
As part of the UMC
Yeah, hey
Oh ho
Ooh

[Outro]
I wanna be a lawyer
Doctor or professor
Member of the UMC

Thank you