Tylenol PM

I need my Tylenol PM
I can't sleep now without three of them
I don't know how my life has got here
I'd do anything to just be not here
I know it's my fault I can't sleep
My fault I let her cut so deep
If I was smart, I'd be so tough
But since I'm dumb, I need this stuff

I need those Tylenol PM
I can't sleep now without me and them
I loved her more than I knew how
But it's for sure I've lost her now
These days I can take it calmly
But these nights have no mercy on me
Each night I've tried, I've really lost it
And I just can't survive being this exhausted

So give me Tylenol PM
I won't get through now without them
I know too many pills is bad
But it's less safe to feel this sad
So may dark slumbers grab and hold me
Far from what my partner told me
Far from memories and thought
Just close to this small jar I bought

Of sweet, blue Tylenol PM
I hate endorsing brands like them
But, see, depression and debasement
Has got me doing product placement
It's one or two or three or four
And I'll get through the night for sure
No wife, no kids, no life at all
Now all I've got is Tylenol

There's Cowboy Truckers songs for speed
There's Cube for booze, there's Snoop for weed
There's Prodigy with ketamine
There's Cale and Reed with heroin
Hunter S. had ibogaine
There's Reverend Davis' sweet cocaine
But how can I get great like them?
I just take Tylenol PM

I need her golden arms and ears
I need her silver thoughts and tears
I need her diamond laugh and smile
Not cheap crap from the aspirin aisle
I wish I may, I wish I might
I wish upon the candle light
I wish upon a whisky jar
I wish upon a Ringo Starr

And Charlie Watts and Brian Jones
I wish on all the Rolling Stones
I wish on all the Violent Femmes
I wish on Tylenol PMs
God gave Jews a good headstart
Made some Jews hot and some Jews smart
God gave some Jews Jerusalem
But just gave me Tylenol PM

And I need those Tylenol PM
I can't sleep now without me and them
I loved her more than I knew how
But it's for sure I've lost her now
It's one or two or three or four
Then I'll get through the night for sure
No home, no heart, no hope at all
Now all I've got is Tylenol