Two Tub Man

[Intro]
A ha, ha ha, woo
Smoke it, woo
Cook it out, baby daddy
I just come back from Minneapolis
Where I just beat Verne Gagne and Dick the Bruiser, daddy
They know it
You can bring on, Haystack Baloon
Eric Bloom, I don’t care who ya bringing it here, daddy
Rainbow, Strongbow, they’re all goin' under
The Thunder of Manitoba

[Verse 1]
I am a pilgrim looking for danger
I am an outlaw, I am a stranger
I'm just a clown walking down the street
I think Lou Reed is a creep
I need a girl, I need release

[Chorus]
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become (Okay, take it from me, boys)
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw, I screw
Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just
Two Tub Man

[Verse 2]
I drink Coca-Cola for breakfast
I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants
I'm never gonna watch channel 13
Edjumacation ain't for me
I'm so drunk I can barely see

[Chorus]
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become (It's feeding time)
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just
Two Tub Man

[Verse 3]
I never graduated from high school
I wore paisley, I was too cool
I think color TV's a gas
How about this
I think Joe Franklin is real flash
I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass

[Outro]
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I