Two Tacos & A Water Cup

[Intro Skit]
Hi, welcome to Jack in the Box could I take your order?
Uh yeah, I'll just have two tacos and a water cup
Is that gonna be all?
Yep
Your total is a $1.07 please pull around to the first window

[Chorus]
I have no idea (Dude I have no idea)
What I'm doin' if I'm movin'
Or losin' the life I'm choosin'
Is an illusion it's amusin'
But it's just as confusin'
Damn
I have no idea (Dude I have no idea)
What I'm doin' if I'm movin'
Or losin' the life I'm choosin'
Is an illusion it's amusin'
But it's just as confusin'
Damn

[Verse 1]
The roaches scurry past my feet
I open the fridge but there's no snacks to eat
I skate the streets just for fun until my legs are sore
And after this? I’m going diggin' at the record store
I bet it's four PM and I’m still sleepin’
As the sun sets I brew my coffee for the evenin’
I’m thinkin’ about my dreams as I freeze my nuts off
Completely broke, just freestyling at the bus stop
Dust off the doubt, turn my head right to left for cops
As I tag an encouraging message across the electric box
In that same session I gave my socks to a bum
While picking up trash for no reason the approximate sum
Of all the fun I’m having? You simply couldn’t parallel
If you thinking I’m making all this shit up?
Then you don’t know Feral well
I’d like to buy breakfast but what I got's just not enough
So I stop to get two tacos and a water cup

[Chorus]
I have no idea (Dude I have no idea)
What I'm doin' if I'm movin'
Or losin' the life I'm choosin'
Is an illusion it's amusin'
But it's just as confusin'
Damn
I have no idea (Dude I have no idea)
What I'm doin' if I'm movin'
Or losin' the life I'm choosin'
Is an illusion it's amusin'
But it's just as confusin'
Damn

[Verse 2]
There’s crusted bird shit, all down my minivan
The window doesn’t roll down plus there’s no AC in it and
The hubcap is missing because once I hit a phone pole
The tags are eight months expired
So quite frankly I don’t roll
Unless it’s night, the whole left side is scratched
My friends kick drum falls out when I open the hatch
I throw it back by several trash bags of dirty clothes
Fuck that kick drum I can’t count the times it’s hurt my toes
I don’t have Woes to roll with and if I did they wouldn’t want to
My van is not something that women are naturally drawn to
I wish that I could say that I’m kidding but homie, no I’m not
The windows are frozen
Because if it’s cold the air ain’t blowin’ hot
To top it off? It only plays cassettes
I play them pretty loud when I'm blazing through ATX
And these rich kids just laugh… they think it’s so funny
But I don’t care cause' I paid for this van with my own money

[Chorus]
I have no idea (Dude I have no idea)
What I'm doin' if I'm movin'
Or losin' the life I'm choosin'
Is an illusion it's amusin'
But it's just as confusin'
Damn
I have no idea (Dude I have no idea)
What I'm doin' if I'm movin'
Or losin' the life I'm choosin'
Is an illusion it's amusin'
But it's just as confusin'
Damn