Two Left Feet

You retreat, I advance
You cry on graves while I dance
You will ebb and I will flow oh
I'm so sure about you, you don't know

The more I love you, the more you stray
The more I hate you, the more you come for me
Dance like this, dance like that
Oh love me, love me, love me like a baseball bat

But the music sounds so sweet
Yeah the music comes so easy, easy
Why can't we?
C'mon, count me in!
C'mon, let's play it again!

Now I retreat, you advance
Goddamn this goddamn dance
Lover how I miss you so, oh
Oh, I wish I never would've let you go
I wish I never would've let you go

'Cause the music sounds so sweet
Yeah the music comes so easy, easy
Why can't we?
C'mon, count me in (Two!)
C'mon, let's play it again

"What do you want?" He said all coy
"Some kind of boy toy? Some kind of boy toy?"

But the music sounds so sweet
Yeah the music comes so easy, easy
Why can't we?
C'mon, count me in (Two! Three!)
C'mon, let's play it again

"Two broken birds," you say, "we're two left feet"
Now take your coat off and make a mess of me
So I've got a broken heart
So what, it's a heart you could start
Yeah it's a heart you could start
So shut up, shut up, shut up