Two Ladies

[GIRL 1]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[GIRL 2]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, Beedle dee, deedle dee
Dee!

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
And I'm the only man
Ja!

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
I like it

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
They like it

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
This two for one
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[GIRLS]
Two ladies

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[GIRLS]
Two ladies

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[GIRLS]
And he's the only man

[EMCEE]
Ja!

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[GIRL 1]
He likes it

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[GIRL 2]
We like it

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[GIRLS]
This two for one

[GIRL 2]
I do the cooking

[GIRL 1]
And I make the bed

[EMCEE]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread
But we've one thing in common

[GIRL 1]
He

[EMCEE]
She

[GIRL 2]
And me

[GIRL 1]
The key

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee

[GIRL 2]
The key

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee
The key

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[DANCE]

[ALL]
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!

[EMCEE]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please

[GIRLS]
Twosies beats onesies

[EMCEE]
But nothing beats threes
I sleep in the middle

[GIRL 1]
I'm left

[GIRL 2]
And I'm right

[EMCEE]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies
Beedle dee, dee dee de

[GIRLS]
Two ladies
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
And he's the only man

[ALL]
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
I like it

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
They like it!

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee

[ALL]
This two for one
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee
Deedle dee, dee!

[EMCEE, spoken]
Thank you! Lulu! Bobby! And me!!
Oh, I'm so hot now!
Come, my Lieblings, upstairs!