Two-By-Four

I took you riding in my motor car
You promised me we wouldn’t go too far
I tried to show you how a lover feels
But I wound up with blisters on both heels
Two by four
You’re just a two-by-four lover
You didn’t mean a thing you said at all
Do I detect a tear?
I've cried a river, dear. I might as well just lay right down and ball. Have yourself a ball

I hired a preacher and bought a wedding ring
You promised me you’d give me everything
I got as mixed up as a kid can be
You married someone instead of me
Oh, two by four
You’re just a two-by-four lover
You didn’t mean a thing you said at all
Well, I think I see a tear
I’ve cried a river, dear. I might as well right down and ball
Go have yourself a ball