Twelve Volt Man

[Verse 1]
I never got a grip on penmanship
Could never make the small L's flow
Seldom found the trick to arithmetic
Three plus two be faux pas

[Chorus 1]
But ask for some palm trees
Or tales from the South Seas
And I just might turn your head

[Verse 2]
I never had the clout to knock one out
But hitting was the name of my game
Standing on third as the coaches conferred
Close to my first claim to fame

[Chorus 2]
Just give me the steal sign
And I'll make home plate mine
And I just might turn some heads

[Bridge]
Sometimes I may get a little drastic
Sometimes I just let my feelings show
Sometimes I may be a bit sarcastic
Most times that's the way the story goes

[Verse 3]
Now I now this Joe down in Mexico
He went there to work on his tan
For years he's been plugged into blenders and songs
They call him the Twelve Volt Man

[Chorus 3]
He don't need no charge card
Just give him a Die Hard
And he'll makes sparks fly 'round your head

[Chorus 4]
Oh just ask for some palm trees
Or tales from the South Seas
And I'll make sparks fly 'round your head

[Outro]
'Round your head
In your head
In your head
In your head
In your head
In your head
In your head
In your head