“Twelve Spouses” is the tenth track from Lil Jdog’s fourth mixtape; “God is lie, Do Drugs, Masturbate”
The lyrics depict the usual debauchery by Lil Jdog and his collaborators, that being: sex, drugs and everything inbetween
[Verse 1: Lil Jdog]
Your bitch twelve like a motherfuckin' centipede
I'm on Perc 12 and a motherfuckin' gram of weed
Lightning McQueen finna shoot some fucking skeet
Hit a bitch in the cooter, she shouldn't read
I don't pop a bean, I eat it with a fork
Imma pop yo cherry, like I pop a fucking cork
Hentai in VR aye, I'm a fucking dork yuh
Got my dog with me and all she does is fucking bork aye
Vibing with the crew inside the cyber truck
Imma act up if I see my step-sister
I don't wanna love, bitch I just wanna fuck
My virginity was stolen by a motherfuckin' duck aye
Bitch his name is fucking Dolan
Fucked your mom, now my wee-wee swollen
Imma pull up to yo crib, gonna take yo colon
Make out like a bandit with yo bitch stolen yuh
[Verse 2: Lil Bit Handicapped]
Lil Bit Handicapped like the second coming of christ
This dick ain't free, so these bitches gotta pay the price
Imma fuck around, and eat baby yoda
Then I'm downing him with 2 liters of soda
I'm swervin' through space, like a Silver Surfer
All y'all dummies gon' be a victim of a murder
Yo Shrecc pass me the tec
If a hater talkin' shit, I put a bullet in his neck bitch
[Interlude: Sir Ramen]
Okay, um okay
[Verse 3: Sir Ramen]
My spawn point is not my house, I will fuck your fucking spouse
Pull up on yo mother then I cum right on her fucking blouse
Suck some dick just for some clout, it's tiny like a fucking mouse
I go inside the ocean and make pornos with a fucking trout
Fuck yo bitch, we gon' do the hanky panky yuh
Why the fuck her vag just tastes like fucking sour candy
I'm going apeshit like a chimpanzee
Motherfuckin' rape a bitch and she angry
Motherfuckin' pay me bitch
I'm more crazy than Jaden Smith
Not funny didn't laugh like Amy bitch
[Verse 4: Lil Shrecc]
Pop another pimple, mix the pus with some Lysol
Imma make a juicy jam running through my eyes all
Despite all the consequential continental fry sauce
Imma make amends turning churning with the lights off
Piped off from the back attack, blood on the white shawl
Gotta brawl all retarded martyrs, crabby like they got claws
Bitch you got balls?
Killing me, trillin' me, pillin' me smalls
Yuh
Twelve Spouses was written by Lil Shrecc & Sir Ramen & Lil Bit Handicapped & Lil Jdog.
Twelve Spouses was produced by Mula (Rapper).
Lil Jdog released Twelve Spouses on Fri Jan 10 2020.