That wasn't the real 'taker
The tombstone knocked him out
He was out cold
Woke up near the stove
Drake Hotel guest robe
[?] was the fake 'taker
[?] left no doubt
Who was real and who was not
Imposters will be stopped
You're backin' the wrong guy
Settin' up another angle
Holdin' hands with his wife
Diamond birthday bangle
Was he the fake 'taker?
The gods must be crazy
He thought about his new porch
Spending time with his baby
Its been a hot summer
People prone to go crazy
Slammed his hand into the TV
Thought about his new Mercedes