TV Overdose

[Verse 1]
I’m more than meets the eye - see I’m in disguise
The rap norm gets transformed when I begin to rhyme
At this time I’m optimized and I’m in my prime
Which makes me sort of head of the Autobots and you are sort of not
Call me a copy - you’re original - still I ain’t that impressed
I be Christian Bale while you be Adam West
Original sure but let’s get down to facts
You’re a fat guy in tights who just don’t know how to act
Is that your rap? sounds more like you snore and barf
Call me Lion-O - you are more like Snarf
I be the coolest cat in the bright neon lights
When I’m like “sword of omens give me sight beyond sight”
Disputin’ with mutants - won’t let ‘em run far
Along with Mum-Raa they blow up like Plundaar
Female kiddies want to rumble then they stumble back home
‘cause Chitara is my one and only Thundercat hoe!

[Chorus]
A TV-OD hit me real hard
A TV-OD - oh my god!
A TV-OD hit me real hard
A TV-OD - oh my god!

[Verse 2]
Has any of you gentlemen and ladies heard of bowers
Who maneuvers through the sewers while displaying turtle power
Yeah no one can be as mad and mean as Henry
I’m the one who turned Bruce Banner green of envy
They ask me if we’re men or mice - we are both mice
You seem quite surprised but heed my advice
Don’t think it makes us equal - of course it’s tricky
See my first name is Danger while yours is Mickey
My force is wicked like Skywalker senior
So dismiss your wishes and witness misdemeanor
I’ve got hidden devices that’ll get your ass kicked
“daa-da-daa-da-daa Inspector Gadget”
Didn’t mean to hurt you - seems like you need a doctor
I’m all tangled up in work like my name was Peter Parker
Can’t we all just get along - let bygones be bygones
Let humans be humans and let cylons be cylons

[Chorus]
A TV-OD hit me real hard
A TV-OD - oh my god!
A TV-OD hit me real hard
A TV-OD - oh my god!

[Verse 2]
I’m a super hero - you all want to be me
Take it easy - watching too much TV
No - I’m all supernatural - why don’t you come and look
Easy dawg - you’re reading far too many comic books
I’m a caped crusader - I will sweep the streets clean
Take it easy - watching too much TV
Got my name in the hall of fame - know how long it took?
Easy dawg - you’re reading far too many comic books