TV Is King

[Intro]
Alright!
Yeah!

[Verse 1]
I wish I was the man
With the mechanical heart
I'd conquer all my enemies alone
I'd tear the guys apart
Then scatter the pieces

[Verse 2]
I wish I was the man
In the soundproof booth
I wish I had a chance to stump the band
Or maybe tell truth
And maybe I could win a color television

[Chorus]
(I really love my) Television
(I love to sit by) Television
(Can't live without my) Television
TV is king, you're my everything

[Verse 3]
I wish I had the girl
With the bouncy hair
We'd ride off in a brand new car
Or fly a plane somewhere
Like probably Jamaica

[Verse 4]
(I really love my)
I brush my teeth, shampoo my hair
And shave my face
(I love to sit by)
Apply the necessary aerosol
In the appropriate place
(Can't live without my)
And we'll spend the night
Together watching television

[Chorus]
(I can't turn off my) Television
(Don't really know why) Television
(I understand my) Television

[Bridge]
You've got your works in a drawer
And your color's on track
You have to break away
But you always come back
You make a hundred changes
But you're always the same
You make me so excited
And you make me so lame
You're just a tube full of gas
And a box full of tin
But you show me your charms
And I wanna jump in
Oh, if only a chassis
Was covered with skin
'Cause TV, you're my everything

[Chorus]
(I really love my) Television
(I love to sit by) Television
(Can't live without my) Television
(I can't turn off my) Television
(Don't really know why) Television
(I understand my) T-t-television
(I really love my) Television
TV is king, you're my everything

[Outro]
TV is king