TV Detector

Their scaremongering ads on the buses and the trains
Sending threatening letters, try to make you pay
Whatever happened to innocent til proven guilty
There's no excuse even if you never watch TV

They keep writing - they keep warning
They come knocking - but they'll never get in
TV detector man, try all you can, you'll never get in

They use detection vans sneaking up on families
Try to catch 'em in the act of watching BBC
It’s just another stealth tax to cash feed the treasury
Cos there is never ever anything decent on TV